News Day Laura
I blog, post pictures, review movies, share fun youtube videos, report the news of the day and more. The point is to entertain you. I do this for you, not me.
This is something that you and I should read so that we can meet up during the apocalypse - Article - best places in the US to survive the apocalypse HERE - WE ARE SO BUILDING A SILO HOME!
Night Sky Visibility
Dance off! Stephen Colbert vs. John Stewart vs. Conan O’Brien DANCE OFF
K enjoy for now - I’m out for a bit.
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As I was driving back to the office, I was just thinking about what an unhealthy piece of shit I am: I smoke, I drink too much, I eat like shit and don’t excersize (I can’t spell excersize & I don’t care). So I was thinking about all the different ways I can die, and how I will most likely have a heart attack one day if I don’t slow down with my bad habits - but then I fucking saw this - And it made me and my unhealthy ass feel OK
From DListed today:
DListed: Contrary to what we learned in science class, Jean-Claude Van Damme’sheart is not an unstoppable organ made of cyborg parts and bullets covered in the blood of his enemies. Sadly, Jean-Claude’s heart karate kicked itself and he suffered a minor heart attack while working on the set of his new movie in New Orleans.
The NYDN reports that filming on the movie has been put on pause while Jean-Claude’s heart gets back into ass kicking condition. JC was briefly hospitalized in New Orleans before going back to Belgium to fully recover. His rep says that he’s doing okay.
I don’t feel better because JCVD had a heart attack - it’s that this dude prolly takes uber good care of himself (sans steroids), eats well, excersizes, doesn’t smoke AND STILL had a heart attack. So fuck it, I’m drinking tonight. Internal battle won on the side of evil self justification. However, Mr. Vandamn, we do wish you well!
Can someone tell me how tumblr works? How do I get followers?
I forgot 2 things today: First, that I had to drive my boss all over LI this morning, and second, my drivers cap. I had to sit in my car for an hour and a half while he was in a meeting in the middle of the ghetto, parked in front of a “Wings and Things” I kept the car running with the doors locked in case I had to make a break for it. So I apologize for being late, but it’s a slow news day anyway.
It’s 1:24pm and I am already having my daily internal battle as to whether or not I should drink tonight or not. I was a good girl last night… but mmm beer…
I want these lil guys they are super cute!
I woke up in a cold sweat this morning because I had a nightmare I was back in High School and taking the SAT’s anymore. My teacher was a tranny, which didn’t bother me - it was that I was BACK in High School and surrounded by everyone there. Gah nightmares.
[Sad face, walks out the front door with her head down dragging her jacket behind her through the leaves] Time to go to a planning board meeting for work. PRAY it goes fast, PLEASE! - PLEASE! God I hate Tuesday night meetings!
I’m going to try to plugin during the meeting if I can find an outlet. Otherwise I will be speed needlepointing, grinding my teeth because not only do I HATE sitting through these meetings, it’s also a sober night!
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BUT DO NOT FEAR! Blogger will still always be my home so, I’m not going anywhere. I post from here and it burns to Tumblr so, stay put and stay puft!
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From The Huffington Post:
While many might have expected fireworks at Monday night’s New York Gubernatorial debate featuring a clash between Carl Paladino and Andrew Cuomo, much of the real intensity came from the forum’s long-shot fringe candidates, and perhaps primarily from Jimmy McMillan, candidate of “The Rent Is Too Damn High” Party.
In the clip below, nicely packaged by the Daily Beast, McMillan can be heard dropping a few of his signature tag-lines, much to the amusement of the audience, the moderators and even Democratic candidate Andrew Cuomo.
This guy is awesome because:
A.) He’s a Karate Expert
B.) That beard fucking owns
C.) Did he say he’ll marry a shoe?
D.) He can hear children’s stomach’s growling from where he is!? That’s super human hearing!
D.) He’s right - the rent IS too god damn high
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Join his cause HERE - NO GO THERE RIGHT NOW! OMGOMG OMGOMOGMO! He has his own hip hop song!?? Get out of here!
I’m pretty cranky today, so I’m not going to write too much at least right now cuz I am in a murderous mood.
So I just imported my blogger into tumblr, and I just don’t get it. Then I got sucked into using a burn feed and an RSS - I don’t even know what that shit means. And apparently there’s a way for whatever I post on Blogger to go directly to tumblr, but I can’t figure this shit out. What the fuck is a blogger chicklet? This blog DIY shit is a bitch.
I”m cranky because it’s Tuesday which means I have to go to a planning board meeting tonight for work and something tells me I’m going to be trapped in god damn city hall from 8pm-12am. Those meetings are never ending. It’s also pretty shitty out so that doesn’t help the mood either. Not like I have a window in my office anyway. Sun could be shining and I wouldn’t know cuz I work in a basement. G-H-E-T-T-O
I’m trying to set up a tumblr page but having trouble importing this blog… grrrrr. That’s why I haven’t posted as much as I usually do in the past 18 hours. I apologize!
